Rui a Ditador
Tenho um plano para cumprir o destino do Rui: Ser Ditador!!!! (forjado em http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php)
É certinho...!!!
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So Rui can be Dictator
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the grand canyon. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Evil Plan:
ResponderEliminarYour objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap the pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two:
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three:
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Evil Plan (tm)!
ResponderEliminarYour objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, shocked by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
HI MY NAME IS RUI AND I GOT A BETTER PLAN!!!
ResponderEliminarEvil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy new york. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.